4/11/09

If



Not the "If" of Rudyard Kipling fame, just some musings of my own.

If you gave the Trix rabbit a machine gun, do you think he'd finally get those bratty kids to give him some Trix? "Say TRIX ARE FOR RABBITS, you little punks! Say it!"

For that matter, if Lucky the Leprechaun made a weapon instead of lame escape vehicles, would he be able to prevent those brats from stealing his Lucky Charms? "always after me Lucky Charms. I'll make a bazooka and blow them away!"

If I got a t-shirt printed with the words, in Klingon, "If you can't read this you are an idiot", would I get the crap beaten out of me when people asked me what my t-shirt said?

If you give all the politicians in Washington D.C. an overdose of Ex-lax, would they completely disappear?

Here's one that takes a little thought. Kevin Fowler, a country music artist, has a song called "Beer, Bait and Ammo". In the song he sings about going to the fishing hole, but stops off first to get some bait. Then a line in the song goes
"a box of 12-guage
would be all the rage"
.
If you go fishing with a 12-guage shotgun, will you be arrested or just written off as a kook?

If I post this, does that mean I've gone off the deep end or is it too late for that?

1 comment:

Howard Bagby said...

If you get that Klingon t-shirt, don't go to a Star Trek convention wearing it.

If you go fishing with a 12-gauge shotgun, you just might be a redneck.