Things I learned from Fairy Tales

1. Never tell a stranger where you are going. Especially if that stranger is a talking wolf.



2. If you are lost in the woods, and see a house, make sure the mailbox doesn't say "Bears"




3. If you have a relative that likes to talk to mirrors, get that person some help. Fast!



4. Always use a reputable contractor when building a house in a neighborhood with a windbag wolf.




5. And above all, a man will always be attracted to a woman willing to shed clothes for him.